problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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