Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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