the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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