I'd wear matching sweaters with you
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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