did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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