I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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