This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
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You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
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I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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