Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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