chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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