Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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