This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
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On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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