I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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