It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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