at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Green mimosas i think yes
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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