You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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