Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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