Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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