It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I stole a fireplace last night.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
