he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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