it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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