Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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