Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
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It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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