i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
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Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
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He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
You don't make any sense
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