That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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