I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
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i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
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I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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