I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
