he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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