Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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