You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
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I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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