Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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