hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
