I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
he shaved USA in his pubs
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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