i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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