love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
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i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I deserve to be covered in dicks
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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