My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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