a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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