At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I met the friendliest cop last night
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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