Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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