awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Randomize
