I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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