'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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