he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
why is half of my head shaved?
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