I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
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I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.