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(203): View more from Connecticut

she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games

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(408): View more from California

New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.

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(281): View more from Texas

All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".

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(510): View more from California

I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.

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(512): View more from Texas

He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?

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(907): View more from Alaska

Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.

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