Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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