Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I wish i was in the wii world.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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