glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I look better un-naked...
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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