Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
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its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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