I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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