Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
We got so high we made milksteak
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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