I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
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P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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