508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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