maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
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the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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