So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
He's on the porch naked. Help.
why is half of my head shaved?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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