Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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