Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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