i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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